10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine, Wood Cutting Machine Splitting Firewood

  • Közzététel: 2019.márc. 6.
  • 10 Dangerous Homemade Automatic Firewood Processing Machine, Wood Cutting Machine Splitting Firewood
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  • john hopkins
    john hopkins 14 órája

    There are 2 types of operative for machine #2 - the quick and the dead

  • Jason Cook
    Jason Cook 14 órája

    Love the crocks lmao

  • Wood-n-Yard Junkie
    Wood-n-Yard Junkie 15 órája

    2 is wearing crocks with earmuffs....hahaha!!!!

  • William Barnes
    William Barnes 17 órája

    The second machine showed is about the scariest firewood processing machine I've ever seen.

  • Ryan Menegon
    Ryan Menegon 18 órája

    is the second guy still even alive whats wrong with getting a mull out?

  • さんサス
    さんサス 22 órája


    CEBEP Napja

    Того который второй, уже походу убило, во камикадзе бля 😁

  • Balagtas Hary Duran

    This is one major blunder in design and a very unsafe machine. You can chop yourself in this. Stupid.

  • jhonson peixoto
    jhonson peixoto 2 napja

    4:09 Perigoso de mais.⚠

  • Oscar Corvalan
    Oscar Corvalan 2 napja

    muy peligroso ,,

  • MEH man
    MEH man 2 napja

    3:14 is terrible

  • Helpful Edits
    Helpful Edits 3 napja

    Everybody's raggin on #2 but I've never seen another machine that can cut apart a log that size.

  • Helpful Edits
    Helpful Edits 3 napja

    Turn 2 down to 0.75 speed to experience 90% less anxiety.

  • Quink 666
    Quink 666 3 napja


  • Simião M R
    Simião M R 3 napja

    O segundo é um idiota.

  • M852
    M852 3 napja

    A number of was to cull the herd.

  • Jon Hunt
    Jon Hunt 3 napja

    Machine 2 is just a mutilation or death waiting to happen. At least he’s wearing his steel toes crocs in case one of those big hunks gets propelled off the table at 20 mph.

  • Damir Bartolic
    Damir Bartolic 4 napja

    When ever I see ppl doing this kind of work wearing Crocs, I sincerely question their sanity.... and love for their limbs....

  • Игорь Белокуров

    Эпизод 2 маховик смерти! Работать только самоубийцам.

  • CaseyJones
    CaseyJones 4 napja

    2de vdo = playing with an automatic guillotine!

  • discoverytube
    discoverytube 4 napja

    Wheel of Misfortune!

  • Николай Симанчук

    Второй агрегат точно для самоубийц

  • Grizzly Addams
    Grizzly Addams 4 napja

    Now we know why they call it, "#2". Holy crap that thing looks like an accident waiting to happen.

    #3... Should be wearing a condom.

  • Gregory Sell
    Gregory Sell 4 napja

    OSHA ?

  • gds gdslev
    gds gdslev 4 napja

    ебать самоубийца!!!

  • onill onill
    onill onill 4 napja

    N° 1 and 3 are the best worker

  • Виталий 54
    Виталий 54 4 napja +2

    Интересно, этот долбоеб с большим колесом ещё жив или на паштет уже порубало?

    • telek214
      telek214 2 napja

      Оторвется колун и прощай башка. И зачем дрова без головы когда?

  • Dave Le Valley
    Dave Le Valley 4 napja

    I had a horrible pain between my legs whilst watching that second machine there.

  • slava semerikov
    slava semerikov 4 napja

    Бля, а если по ебалу прилетит?

  • Magare Govedo
    Magare Govedo 5 napja

    3:41 not save at all...You would rather risk your life,than pay 10 dollars a hour for a guy with proper machine to do it...

  • Thomas Davis
    Thomas Davis 5 napja


  • Adam Sims
    Adam Sims 5 napja +2

    2nd machine operator is pretty fast considering he is carrying 50 lbs of balls around with him

  • Евгений Шарапов

    мужику с большим колесом раз в неделю прилетает в ебало

    • Дарго Мур
      Дарго Мур 2 napja

      не только по ебалу но и по яйцам прилетает :)

  • Rick Hubanks
    Rick Hubanks 5 napja

    Does anyone know the purpose of #4? Besides the obvious double amputee

  • Rick Hubanks
    Rick Hubanks 5 napja

    #2 must be an engineer, it's a beautiful setup and it works perfectly, but what the fuck were you thinking?

  • Perry Luvr
    Perry Luvr 5 napja +1

    Y'all crazy. Holy crap!!! Use an Axe PEOPLE!!!

  • Сергей цу

    Пипец машина смерти на 4й минуте

  • Hien Ha
    Hien Ha 5 napja


  • mike x
    mike x 5 napja


  • Kerych Kerych
    Kerych Kerych 6 napja


  • J. Ryan
    J. Ryan 6 napja +2

    #2 is definitely not the sharpest flashlight in the crayon box.

  • ameunier41
    ameunier41 6 napja

    What I learned today is: "For added protection you must wear wool socks in your crocs."

  • rogerwalsberg
    rogerwalsberg 6 napja

    #2....OMG! He has surely been killed by now.
    My dad had a similar one, but ran much slower.

  • deepsquat600
    deepsquat600 6 napja

    The one with the spinning paddle wheel I could see that one taking an arm off of a body

  • michaelxwhite
    michaelxwhite 6 napja

    Yes, the first machine is brilliant.

  • Wade Wilson
    Wade Wilson 6 napja

    Woah, these are some fucked up ideas. cmon, how stupid are they?

  • JCPC
    JCPC 6 napja

    machine 2 is this plank still alive

  • KaTM
    KaTM 7 napja +3

    Am i dreaming or the hole where the spike comes out is a cylinder of a 2Stroke engine ? 😂💪

  • Piwosz
    Piwosz 7 napja +1

    3:35 Ale pojebany typ. Weź rób w takim strachu. Yno raz jak odda.

  • Impulse
    Impulse 7 napja

    some of the machines I have seen here are the most stupid fucking dangerous reckless... injury will occur in time idiotic design.

  • Sergei Bablakov
    Sergei Bablakov 8 napja

    Поржали! на 3,40 минуте сказочный долбаеб

  • mladen zdravkovic

    I can't believe how stupid those people are. If you don't know how to do it look at how people in Europe do it

  • mladen zdravkovic

    So stipid.

  • valley boo
    valley boo 8 napja

    what is wrong with the second guy?? Does he not value his body parts? I've never seen such a stupid idea for a wood splitter.

  • Darrow for the Prosecution

    People who use the second type of machine are the ones needing Obamacare. THAT is a lot of work for such stupid results.

  • Jiří Šmidák
    Jiří Šmidák 8 napja

    Is the guy by the first machine still alive...? LMFAO ROFFL

    • onill onill
      onill onill 4 napja

      no problem with the first, look, it's the second that is crazy

  • Liam Howard
    Liam Howard 8 napja

    That is the stupidest machine I have ever seen. Gambling every time he wants to cut a piece of wood

  • Юрий Ефимов

    *The 2nd thing is an invention of Ren & Stimpy*

  • bro ker
    bro ker 8 napja

    ахуеть не встать

  • Dumne Cat
    Dumne Cat 8 napja

    Big up for the 2nd guy, 7b ppl bit too much

  • антон антонов

    Адская машина)

  • Mc Filthy Mc Nasty

    The guy running the 2nd machine is on his way to becoming an amputee , at the least. WTF ?

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  • Scot Marechaux
    Scot Marechaux 8 napja +2

    Is #2 still alive? love the crocs on his feet. good protection. did not realize they made them. in steel toes.

  • Lowrider Smith
    Lowrider Smith 8 napja

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 1:49 🤞

  • Сергей Дан

    1:50 как он ещё до сих пор жив

  • Paul Marshall
    Paul Marshall 9 napja +2

    The owner of the second machine looks terrified of it....Understandably!

    • John Ernest
      John Ernest 8 napja +1

      I had shit in my undies just watching him.

  • крючков вадим

    2nd- Russians roulette. Adrenalin pure.

  • Travis Murray
    Travis Murray 9 napja

    I love the safety equiment of the 2nd guy... all the way down to the socks and croks for footwear

  • Sawv Lig
    Sawv Lig 9 napja

    The 2 and 3 machine is too danger accident do happen

  • Andrew Wolboldt
    Andrew Wolboldt 9 napja

    in crocs as well...

  • edward roberts
    edward roberts 9 napja

    Are there any plans available for the second machine? I would like to build one for my mother-in-law.

  • Mike Hale
    Mike Hale 9 napja

    Dude with the spinning wheel of death splitter is a fucking moron

  • nucha2fb
    nucha2fb 9 napja

    Wow that second one is beyond stupid

  • Austin Macaitis
    Austin Macaitis 9 napja

    #2 moron

  • ADRIAAN1007
    ADRIAAN1007 9 napja

    What was the second guy thinking with his wagon wheel of death.

  • Paul Adamski
    Paul Adamski 9 napja

    fuck top bro... too danger

  • Pospolity Cynik
    Pospolity Cynik 9 napja +2

    A Man who worked on 2nd machine is still alive???

    • John Ernest
      John Ernest 8 napja

      Only 1/2 of him. The other 1/2 is running down the side of the machine.

  • AstrumArgenteum
    AstrumArgenteum 10 napja

    The first one was actually smart and impressive, the others went from crazy to quetionable.
    Also including 2stroke porn.
    I think this ones a 10/10.

    • AstrumArgenteum
      AstrumArgenteum 8 napja

      +horseredman I mean 10/10 in entertainment value.

    • horseredman
      horseredman 8 napja

      So, by 10/10 do you actually mean 10 or really just 4?

  • DR Vibez
    DR Vibez 10 napja

    The first machine is good I would use that my self

  • belthize
    belthize 10 napja +2

    Any machine that makes you time the motion, slam the wood into it and then jump back is one that probably ought to be taken out back and shot. Bonus points for *still* getting whacked in the shins despite the ninja like dodging attempt.
    God, I just watched it again. Think about the levels of excitement involved if a loose bit of rope gets caught on the maul head as it spins around *while* the other end is still wrapped around a log. Fun times.

  • Fred Smith
    Fred Smith 10 napja

    the large rotating wheel " chopper" is a serious injury just waiting for a victim!

  • Marc Allen
    Marc Allen 10 napja

    The 2nd machine is a disaster in the making. A verified Darwin Award maker.

  • Pavel Pavlov
    Pavel Pavlov 10 napja

    2nd genius is an accident waiting to happen

  • Sam Sam
    Sam Sam 10 napja

    Wtf. 🤕 😬03:45 lol 😆

  • Rasmus Brovad
    Rasmus Brovad 10 napja

    This is so true

  • Mark Yerxa
    Mark Yerxa 10 napja

    I don't see a green triangle on the dude's Crocs

  • Steve Shrader
    Steve Shrader 10 napja

    ...i read where the military has bought the rights of the 2nd machine to use as a tank buster...which will double as an antifa shredder during presidential elections...2 men enter...1 man leave...

  • AR rahi
    AR rahi 10 napja

    The second one was faking dangerous.....

  • ___Ivan___
    ___Ivan___ 10 napja

    ему жить надоело

  • Private_81f92e61
    Private_81f92e61 10 napja

    WTF #2!!!

  • José María Sáinz de la Maza

    Hay mecanismos mucho mas eficinentes y seguros para

  • José María Sáinz de la Maza

    Esta herramiente de abrir troncos de madera es. Poco eficiente pero si es de un alto riesgo de que su operador puede perder una mano o un brazo de manera casi instantanea .....yo no la hutilizaria.

  • Funcheon Mc Truncheon

    This video was put up a month ago,. RIP to all the guys in this video..

  • Funcheon Mc Truncheon

    None of these guys value their limbs, some of these machines belong in a very gory horror movie only, I would not go within 100 metres of ANY of these lethal death traps.!!

  • Trouttaranaki
    Trouttaranaki 10 napja

    I like the 2nd guy. He seems nice

  • theblade66
    theblade66 10 napja

    The comments for the. #2 machine had me giggling . It's crazy yeah.

  • o
    o 11 napja

    Don't interfere with natural selection

  • balls mahony
    balls mahony 11 napja

    Maybe those are steel toe Crocs?